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• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Will I ever know?
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• pointless HTML in email
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• If you never know, you'll never try.
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The most confusing bet ever
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• My most disturbing dream ever
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• you'll know
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Now more than ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• All I ever wanted to be
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If I ever lose my legs
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.

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