Findings:

• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Violins can't help it
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• The Girl Can't Help It
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• canted shot
• It Can't Happen Here
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• The Cant
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• If you can't beat them, join them
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Brian Cant
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• Americans can't understand Communism
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Dammit! I can't win
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Can't Promise
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
• You can't go there anymore
• I can't live without you
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• You can't inherit respect
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Can't Come Down
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Bess Can't Go Here
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• can't hack it
• I can't feel my legs
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
• At least things can't get any worse
• Words we can't say anymore
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I can't wait until I join it.
• you can't prove that
• Can't we all just get along?
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• Why you can't bit copy a CD
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not haggis
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I can't work with stoners
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• You can't make someone love you
• Can't get you out of my head
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• I can't change
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd

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