Findings:

• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Make shit up
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• I can't stand up for falling down
• How to make roses open up
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
• You can't make someone love you
• Make Up Rate Stamp
• I can't wake up
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• We did not make this up
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Kiss and make up
• Fluoxetine
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Blowing shit up
• make up sex
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• Why you can't bit copy a CD
• Brian Cant
• My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• canted shot
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You can't inherit respect
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Can't Come Down
• The Cant
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Girl Can't Help It
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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