Findings:
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Up Your Ass
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- we can give up, but the world never will
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Can I wake you up?
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
- Blowing smoke up your ass
- all the way up Reagan's ass
- cox/dick/anytime (user)
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- sorry ass
- ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and the Charger
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
- The Ass and the Old Shepherd
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- The Horse and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Buridan's ass
- Asses of the masses
- Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
- The "ass" jellybean
- Spare Ass Annie
- wiping ass
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- How do you love your ass?
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- The Golden Ass
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
- Kick Ass Oat Bread
- ass (user)
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- Punk Ass and the Grizzly Bear
- a huge man ass (user)
- Tap that ass
- Ass wrestling
- Coon ass
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
- Big Ass Fans
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- How to find your ass
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
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