Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You can stuff it up your arse for nothing, and fuck off while you're doing it!"

• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• up his own arse
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Fucked up ways to die
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Nothing Gold Can Stay
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• fucked up criteria (user)
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• A friendly little reminder that nothing can last forever
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• There is nothing the dead can do
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• People have fucked up before
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Doing nothing together
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• we can give up, but the world never will
• anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Keep doing nothing
• You Can Sleep While I Drive
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You Fucked Up!
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Fucked Up
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Nothing can stop me now
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• like you're blind but still can see
• The brief nightmare waits anxiously for dawn, tearing flesh and drinking spilled blood while it still can.
• Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Escape while you still can.
• Can I wake you up?
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• What You're Doing
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Fucked up Facts from History
• fuck up
• Nothing Doing
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Shut The Fuck Up
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• Ken Lay
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• Stuff Up the Cracks
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Stuff that keeps coming up
• How to get your stuff voted up
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Arse Biscuits
• Bunch of Arse!
• A face like a slapped arse
• Arses
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?

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