Findings:

• You do not have a right to not be offended
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I never asked to be born you know
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• To do is to be
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• you have to be kidding
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• The tattoo phenomenon
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• I never thought it would be like this
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Marks which will never be broken
• Things never were what they used to be
• Knowledge can never be certain
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• painting stars that have come to be
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• We never asked to be babysitters
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Do what you have to do
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• I'll never be the other woman
• Names that should never be given to important files
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There will never be another you
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Never be the first to let go
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• You will never be a real woman
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• The right thing to do
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Why males have nipples
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Do the Right Thing
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Do it right the first time
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The right to be wrong
• When you know things are just meant to be
• What is and what should never be
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• There are times when they seem to be right
• you have to be close to catch it
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• why you should never be a referee
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• The Right To Be Offensive
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It will never be just you
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Home I'll never be
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Never be rude to an Arab
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life

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