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• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• coffee cup
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• why don't you just?
• Capitalize, please
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Those who can't do, teach
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• cup of coffee
• I want someone to do cute things for
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't know what to do with you
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Who do you love?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Ode to a Cup of Coffee
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• who do you think you are?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• a 25 cent cup of coffee
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• just because they never bothered to really do
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Just Do It
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Rape committed by women
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• the coffee is just water dressed in brown
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You just don't get it
• People who don't read
• people who don't exist
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Cup of Coffee #3
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Don't do that then!
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I don't believe in anything
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• I don't know what else to do
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• Searching for signs of life in the bottom of a cup of cold coffee
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Four of Cups
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• you don't have to do this
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• The coffee spoon, which klimpert in the morning at the cup.
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• The Parable of the Coffee Cup and the Donut
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up

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