Findings:
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I love you but I have to let you go
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- but don't take my word for it
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- Baptist jokes
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Stoned music memories
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Why don't I have votes today?
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Don't judge a book by its lover
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- You don't have any real problems
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I don't have the time
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- But I have seen the sun just once
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Being a dickhead
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I don't have a television set
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- A reason to drink
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- So you don't have to
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Cats don't have brakes
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
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