Findings:
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Stoned music memories
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- So you don't have to
- Cats don't have brakes
- You don't have any real problems
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- A reason to drink
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I don't have the time
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- No, I don't have channel 11
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- you don't have to do this
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I don't have a television set
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Anyways
- If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
- randir
- Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- What's geek got to do with it anyway?
- who needs toenails, anyway?
- What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- anyway (user)
- I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
- If you hate something, do it anyway
- Who am us, anyway?
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- How do you swindle a swamp anyway
- i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't remember
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't like moving.
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I don't want to die
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- I don't understand vegetarians
- If at first you don't succeed
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't feed the bears
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Dead languages don't change
- Don't make me get my shoe!
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