Findings:

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• You can't make someone love you
• Don't Need Love
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Swimming pool injury
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
• Is love a verb or a noun?
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• All good men are either gay or married
• someone to love
• America: love it, or leave it
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• You're either with us or you're against us
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• boys i loved (more or less)
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• love like you don't need the money
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I Don't Believe in Love
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Loving someone else's wife
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• For Love or Money
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
• Love it or hate it
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• until someone loves you, i'll keep you safe
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• I don't think I like love
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't love you anymore
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• To June, from Eric
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• Either/Or
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Making someone feel loved
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• To love and lose or not at all?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• Is it love or infatuation?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• Beauty with love, false or true
• How to tell if someone loves you
• Fall in love with someone today
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• You, standing
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Love, Lust or Loneliness?
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Love the one you don't need
• don't care
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• paying someone to flush your toilets
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's

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