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• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They don't know what I've done
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They don't know what they're missing
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Baptist jokes
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Stoned music memories
• A reason to drink
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• So you don't have to
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You Don't Know Jack
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• They always jump off the east side
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I don't know what else to do
• you don't want to know
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• They don't touch me the same way
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• They Don't Want Me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't know fear
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have always been burning
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't have a television set
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• They don't understand my tea
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• You don't know my GOD
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Always have a backup
• Rape committed by women
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• I still don't even know you
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• first impressions don't always count
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• dont know (user)
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I don't know how to smile
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• we don't precisely know
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't know
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I just don't know when to quit.
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Node what you don't know
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• I don't know what to do with you
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• The way things have always been done
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Cats don't have brakes
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't Know Much
• The horrible realization that you don't matter
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• I dont know (user)
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me

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