Findings:
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- 12th century
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Get back to where you once belonged
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- The Get Back project
- Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- Get back to me
- Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Back to Before
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- i've been trying to get back to the center
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- People have fucked up before
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Get Ready
- Let's get ready to rumble!
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- i have to get out
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
- in the shell of the village before the horse archers came back
- I hope I get old before I die.
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- We Have Marched Through This Before
- I hope I die before I get old
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
- The drugs get you ready
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Stoned music memories
- 17 minutes until the 21st century
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- People Get Ready
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- The world will knock you on your ass. Are you ready for that?
- The 12th House
- 12th Amendment
- 12th house (user)
- Edward Adolphus St Maur, 12th Duke of Somerset
- Charles Talbot, 12th Earl of Shrewsbury
- Daily Evil - Thursday January 12th
- Covering your ass
- swamp ass
- sorry ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and the Old Shepherd
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- The Horse and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Asses of the masses
- Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
- wiping ass
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- How do you love your ass?
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- How to wipe your ass
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- ASS HOLE (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- The Wizard and the Years
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
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