Findings:

• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• One to follow, one to gain; one to weather, one to drain
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have one whole anus
• Have One On Me
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Words that only have one context
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I could have been one of a two
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• gain
• No pain, no gain
• Ack! You gained experience!
• IMDB entry: You've gained Experience!
• potion of gain ability
• potion of gain energy
• I Wanna Gain A Level
• Islam rejects violence as a method to gain power
• capital gain
• experience gained
• gain the upper hand
• Gain Tilt
• unity gain
• Material gain
• how to gain weight
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• Nothing ventured, nothing gained
• Essay on the ramifications of the white-collar workers having not gained prominence
• Fisherman Gains the Advantage
• Gain Ground
• gain antenna
• Democrats struggling to gain control of pirate demographic
• Out of Order signs for personal gain and amusement
• refuse to gain (user)
• ACK! You gained 23 Sexperience Points! (e2poll)
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• To get Xp CLICK HERE
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set

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