Findings:

• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• You have the whole world in your hands
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• You have far too much time on your hands
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• My hands have lost their memory
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Talk to the hand
• Hand
• hand waving
• hands of stone
• Hands
• Cool Hand Luke
• Laying On Hands
• bloody hands
• Manos: Hands of Nate
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Idle Hands
• invisible hand
• Wash your hands
• on the other hand
• tips for not spilling hot tea on your hand
• Hands off, I'm special
• by hand
• Bloody hand
• Handed
• Aloha, Mister Hand!
• eight hands around
• lucky hand
• Go by hand
• What is the sound of one hand clapping?
• hand jive
• eight on a hand
• Look mom, no hands!
• Hand it to
• left hand trick
• left hand
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• at hand
• Dead Hand Writing
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• No Hands Across America
• Bones of the hand
• YHBT. YHL. HAND.
• old chestnut: clock hands
• answer: clock hands
• Understand my hands
• Put Your Hand Here
• hands (user)
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• someone else's hand
• On the gripping hand
• Red Right Hand
• notes scribbled on hands
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• hand in hand
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• the problem at hand
• Smearing your hand with Elmer's glue
• A Leaf for Hand in Hand
• What Think You I Take my Pen in Hand?
• Helping Hands
• Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God
• Mr. Hand
• PC Hands
• All In Your Hands
• Misunderstood hand signals
• Sleight of Hand
• Hand of Glory
• a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
• Making farting noises with your hands
• All Hands on the Bad One
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• All in Favor of "Gun Control" Raise Your Right Hand
• Manos: the Hands of Fate
• talking hand
• Why Vampire Hunter D's hand ruins the entire movie
• Ten inch knife through my hand - All for green onion pancakes
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• Involuntary raising hands trick
• Hands Up!
• I would love to hold your hand.
• A Show of Hands
• Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand
• Cleaning the scent of onions off your hands
• Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
• Washing hands in public bathrooms
• right hand
• The Black Hand
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Israel Hands
• shake hands
• Items On Hand
• Bingo Hand Job
• I once clutched death in my hands
• heat, and your hands
• ghosty hand
• air hand dryer
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• alien hand syndrome
• Right Hand Man
• I saw a shadow touch a shadow's hand
• Bite the hand that feeds you
• Holding hands in the dark
• Hands Across America
• hand clapping game
• hand to mouth
• Measuring distances in astronomy
• dead hand
• How to catch a fish with your bare hands
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• "Deign at My Hands..."
• Die Hand Die Verletzt
• interossei - dorsal of hand
• interossei - palmar of hand
• The hand you hold is the hand that holds you down
• keep an eye on the horizon and a hand on your dagger
• hands free
• biting my hand
• Making a flame appear from your hand
• slow hand
• a dream is just a hand picked delusion
• How to display the second hand on a digital clock radio
• The Hands
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand
• two in one hand
• Dead Man's Hand
• three in one hand
• sit on your hands
• Your voice, my hands
• the grain of my hand
• pull hand
• hand counts
• gain the upper hand
• Dipping your hand into molten lead
• Slow Hand (user)
• push hands
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• Second Hand Rose
• hand (user)
• clap hands (user)
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• hands, overworked and dry
• Many hands make light work
• Putting your life in the hands of an idiot
• right hand drive
• left hand path
• right hand path
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Hi, I masturbate. Shake my hand.
• A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting
• left hand disease

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