Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You know, the “if you have to ask if it’s racist, it’s probably racist” kind"

• General sexuality newsgroup
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• racist
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I used to be racist
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• If You Have to Ask
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• lord have kind feel for my soul
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• insane racist, anti-civilizational programming
• I am a racist
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• You have the right to ask
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Art has an actual purpose
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I'm not racist but...
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• My neighbour is a racist
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I know I have been dreaming
• Ask Jeeves
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• She asked me to read her a poem
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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