Findings:

• Left-handed monkey wrench
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Need To Know
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• One Angry Monkey (user)
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• No one knows my plan
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• To understand Fundamentalism, you need to know what a fundament is.
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Who Knows One?
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Monkey need pizza badly
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• The Monkey Wrench Gang
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• she does not know how much I need this
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• One who knows does not speak
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• to know one's onions
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• Kirby G6
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The Sky Daddy Needs To Know (e2poll)
• Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
• One way to catch a monkey
• Love the one you don't need
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Monkey Wrench
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Forgot one: Three of us is enough...it's the simple stuff I need.
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• What you really need to know about Everything
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Bed wrench
• Know where your towel is
• In the know
• You Don't Know Jack
• I don't know
• I know what you did last summer
• Everything You Know is Wrong
• To let him know
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• God only knows
• His hips know the original dance
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Node what you know
• Node what you don't know
• I still know what you did last summer
• As you know, Bob
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• you don't want to know
• Getting to know you nodes
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• know it all
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• know your audience
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Know me better, and love me better
• God Knows
• Things you should know about King James
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• you know you've been caught
• This is UNIX! I know this!
• You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
• Act like you know
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Do you know what pain is?
• The less you know, the more money you make
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Statistics every writer should know
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• things you should know about your hamster's cage
• I Know
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• What Do You Know, Deutschland?
• Know Your Client Form
• "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Things guys think girls should know
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Flags and flag etiquette
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Know your Enemy
• You know you're a geek when...
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• He Knows Not Their Names
• I know I have been dreaming
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Once you know a thing's name, you control it
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• They don't know what they're missing
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Using headphones as a microphone
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• those in the know
• the key commands all emacs users should know
• Things everyone should know about cars
• It's the End of the Node as We Know It
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
• Will I ever know?
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• I know more when I'm alone
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• to let her know
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Write what you know
• The Truth the Dead Know
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• I know, let's give shit away
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!

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