Findings:
- The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
- two in one hand
- Two times more -- or twice as much?
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- two hands together
- Cover two defense
- One lump or two?
- Cooking for One
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
- Behind two hills, a swimming pool
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- two handed put
- two-handed tapping
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Look mom, no hands!
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- beneath a stone or behind a woman
- a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- beneath a woman or behind a stone
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
- seven, plus or minus two
- Be a model or just look like one
- He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
- Right handed, or left handed?
- Black Hand Over Europe - The Bulgarian Scene - IV. Behind the Barbed Wires
- Two terrified women cowering behind a car
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- How to wipe your ass
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- How to wash your ass
- Wishing Season
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- ASS HOLE (user)
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
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