Findings:

• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Starving in the greenhouse
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• May the Fourth be with you
• So you want to be evil
• Trying to be friends
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• May the Force be with you
• Your god might be evil....
• gods we may be
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Hot pursuit
• How to be a good evil villain
• I just want to be friends
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• meteors may be fallen angels
• Your dog might be evil...
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I may not be unbreakable
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• You're too good to be human
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Be that as it may
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• may you be granted a purple robe
• Can we still be friends?
• Fishing may be painful
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• You're too young to be so old
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• but you wanna be bad
• Animals which may be immortal
• Let's just be friends
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• how to be a friend
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Rebeca Martinez
• My life may no longer be my own
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Don't Be Evil
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• may their names be sung forever
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Evil be thou my good
• you just might be evil
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• and the world may be long for you
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• but you should be right here, right next to me

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