Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You must sacrifice a goat to the rain god on every full moon so there isn't a drought"

• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• You are lucky! Full moon tonight.
• God must be living in the sea.
• There By the Grace of God
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Full Moon Rituals
• Fossils were put there by God
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• every so often
• Thank God for the moon
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• So there's this guy
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• The kind of gods that crawl out of the rubble of a shattered place, full of shadow and sadness and obsession
• There's a sucker born every minute
• There is no god but God
• Her dreams involve a backstroke and a full moon
• Full moon
• So young and already God is fading
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• For every set there exists a larger set
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Do not fight what isn't there
• Rejection isn't so bad
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• If There Is a God
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• There Will Come Soft Rains
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• It must have rained or something
• My god, it's full of sprinkles!
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• There's one born again every minute
• Full Moon on the Quad
• Paschal Full Moon
• Articles every Everything must have
• FULL MOON SHINE DOWN ON ME
• Full Moon (user)
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• There are two sides to every coin
• Behave as if there were a God
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• My God, it's full of stars
• I wonder if there is a God
• Without religion, there is no God
• Daddy, is there a God?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Isn't it pretty to think so.
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• There's a Delta for Every Epsilon
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• There Must Be Someone
• Into each life some rain must fall
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There's the wind and the rain, and the mercy of the fallen
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• Every city is full of secret places
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• So There We Were
• Ugetsu (Rain and Moon)
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• Prayer to Every God
• Clouds drifting in front of the half full moon
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• My God! It's chock full of SOY!
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Full moon cauliflower
• Full Moon Fever
• My god, it's full of nodegel!
• Beautiful Full Moon
• hanging out the window with a bottle full of rain
• The full moon made me do it
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Full Moon Treasure Hunt
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• The Lust of the Goat is the Bounty of God
• There is only ONE God
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• burning baby goat god
• Full Moon Party
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• And there find God in everyone
• Look, there's God
• So help me God
• God must be deaf
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• There's a God on the Mic
• Were there a god!
• Is there a god?
• there are no gods in foxholes
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• If there is a God, I hate her
• You know, life isn't so bad
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• There is God in a Horse's Eye
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• the dream itself isn't so terrifying
• This isn't Vietnam, man. This is Jazz; there are Rules.
• As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
• Maybe There's A Loving God
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Why must you live so far away?
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• isn't there more than one book
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist

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