Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You never realize how many times a book says "Alice said afterwards" until you start noding it"

• She says kill. I say how many.
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How to say "beer" in several languages
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Book of Hy Many
• How to say "I love you"
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• How books get into libraries
• How to start a gaming group
• How to start a chatterbox message with /
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Fiction
• I know how many there are.
• How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• The Book that Proves Time Travel Happens
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• This Is How You Lose the Time War
• How to write a popular book on physics
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Young Adult Fiction
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• How many men/women masturbate?
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for History
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
• How many primes are there?
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Saying "United States of America" in various languages
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• How to make a shocking book
• How I started smoking
• this is how I say fuck you
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• How many special people change?
• How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• so many books
• How to clean a book
• How Many Miles to Babylon?
• How I fell in love with Alice
• How come we never dated?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How to bind your own book
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• How many keys on a piano?
• How many grooves are on a record?
• How to time waste at work
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• How many elephants
• How to say "else if"
• How not to bring in new comic book readers
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
• How many infinities are there?
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• How to sing and play guitar at the same time
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• how many truths can you enumerate?
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• how you spend your time is what you become
• Los Angeles Times Book Prizes
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Current Interest
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Biography
• How to open a new hardcover book
• Lighting a book match one-handed
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Science and Technology
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Poetry
• The New York Times Book Review
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How to crack root and not get caught
• how many children are bedwetters
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• How many living things are there on earth?
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Tearing a phone book in half
• How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
• How many beans make five?
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• How I realized the balance of Yin and Yang
• Starting a traffic jam
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• How to start a fire without matches
• How to start an automobile
• How to get started with 3D computer graphics
• How to jump start a car
• How many bits are in the human genome?
• Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
• How to say "Nice to meet you"
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• It is sad how many were torn off
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• How to Post a Writeup: Noding for Poets
• how to say SUN in amharic
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• how many lines of code have you written?
• How many glow worms were KIA?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!

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