Findings:

• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• This is what it sounds like
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• People Like Us
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• People are self serving
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Help people who need help
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Japanese people like to play games
• This Sounds Like Goodbye
• I like the sound of my own voice
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• How to Sound Like Vangelis
• Treating people like literal robots
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• and the people look like flowers at last
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• Self Help
• Low taxes help rich people
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• Sounding like a child
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• sounds like an affliction
• insulting people you like
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• I like to kick people with my fists
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• stuff white people like
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• the wind sounds like rain today
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• How high tech app helps people engage with birds
• help desk
• God helps those who help themselves
• Please help me!
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Help end homelessness
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• HTML Help
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• toll-free consumer help lines
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Things to help mosquito bites
• Quick Help
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• cry for help
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• right-click = help?
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• help me (user)
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• help im a rock (user)
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• You say you want to help me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• How to help a library
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• Balloon Help
• Herbs for help in divination
• Herbs to help with dreams
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Heaven Help The Fool
• Windows help
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• help wanted
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• Time Travelers please help!
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• UPC747 Help Node (collaboration)
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• Help me help you
• Nothing Helps
• shadows help define it
• Python program to help train fretboard fluency
• 1497825 (user)
• Piracy helps software companies
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• How to save money and help the earth too
• i need help (user)
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• no help for that
• Things to help mosquitos bite
• 2@ $help (user)
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Help name 18C's baby! (e2poll)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• sound design
• HELP NEEDED!!!!
• need help (user)
• Violins can't help it
• Our Lady of Perpetual Help
• The Help
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• E2 Help Documentation Standards (document)
• E2 Help (category)
• God help us
• Everything2 coding help - mod_perl safety
• The Partnership of Nations is here to help
• E2 Help: Further Reading (category)

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