Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You sad cookie, you care more about rich, pretty people you'll never meet"

• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I want to learn more about Islam
• Noding left handed whilst flipping the birdie at sad people
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• The Ten People You Meet Under the Interstate
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• People who carp about their jobs
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• I have never felt more alive
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The thing to understand about trans people
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Black Bele for Rich People
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Four sad poems about plants
• I don't care about the air
• More than meets the eye
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• The More You Suffer, The More It Shows You Really Care
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• If you never know, you'll never try.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Low taxes help rich people
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• A boat does not care about its wake
• Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• A joke about dealing with people
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• An angry rant about health care in Netherlands
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• The Five People You Meet in Heaven
• Leroy loves to meet new people, especially hand puppets
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• You Meet the Nicest People in Strip Club Parking Lots
• Why more people should use the color brown
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Weep You No More, Sad Fountains
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You'll never get away with this!
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• You'll never work in this town again!
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• Proof that rich people are idiots
• Rich people in movies fainting at relatively benign things
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• Using a command line
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• I never really thought about it
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• The truth about Adrienne Rich
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• The bored who complain
• Love isn't about fixing people
• Type A blood
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
• Kirby G6
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• and never the twain shall meet
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• The five people you meet in hell
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• People who don't smoke will never die
• You'll never win anything with kids
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• What About Bob?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine

If you Log in you could create a "You sad cookie, you care more about rich, pretty people you'll never meet" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.