Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You think your burger-eating, football-watching, huge-truck-driving fat ass is going to survive against people with actual training"

• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• cat haters
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• armament of weapons that are effective against invisible people
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Treatment of corporations
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• let go of what you think other people think
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Going against the grain
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• People Against Ridiculous Protests
• Fat Ass (user)
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• People who are going to hell
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• How to survive against humans
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Fuck what other people think
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• You need fat to survive
• How to survive against zombies
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Going home to farm. Going home to die.
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• black people
• The People Vs. Larry Flynt
• play dumb
• Things that hang from people's mirrors
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : British Columbia
• people die every day
• potentially interesting people
• The Everything People Registry : Denmark
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• The Everything People Registry : Sweden
• Riding in the subway on a snowy afternoon, avoiding people's eyes
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• Type A blood
• Communicating with People with Disabilities
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• The Everything People Registry : Latvia
• An Enemy of the People, act I.1
• Five o'Clock People
• The Dude and God's People
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Osama bin Laden's "Letter to the American People"
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• A People's History of The Dismemberment Plan
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• Darby O'Gill and the Little People
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• people who wear camo
• Second Oration, Made to the People
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Treating people like literal robots
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• if you can't survive this you are a non-hacker
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I Think I Lost My Headache
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• Training
• crime against humanity
• Ninja pine cone training
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• combined training
• Robert Koch's Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech: The current state of the struggle against tuberculosis
• Protection against bees
• Why I am Against the Death Penalty
• The Plot Against America
• The Wild Ass and the Lion
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• ass over teakettle
• Ass Fighter
• Fat
• Fat chance
• fat quarter
• To a Fat Lady Seen from the Train
• caul fat
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• Fat Guy (user)
• I'm Going Home
• Is she really going out with him?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Going For It
• Going home
• You're going home in an ambulance
• Going nonlinear
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Beautiful People
• A People's History of the United States
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : Quebec
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• 500,000 people and nobody outdoors
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : England : South-West
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : England : East Anglia
• People will steal anything
• Why people who jog live longer
• Naked Pictures of Famous People
• Honest people are the best liars.
• Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
• Bread People
• The Everything People Registry : Hell
• An Enemy of the People, act III.3
• Personality is defined by other people
• peoples (user)
• Old people die
• Weird sex with strange people
• Little People of America
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Beaker People
• The Problem with Checking People's Toes
• Indigenous people of Brazil
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• How to survive an aircraft mishap
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Can computers think?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Drink while you think
• I think of my organs and fold my arms
• why I think I can't do anything
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• The McDonald's coffee lawsuit
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• Against Stupidity, the Gods Themselves Contend in Vain
• stalker in training
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
• Training to be a RIT team
• Curse against book stealers

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