Findings:

• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Tell him, she told me
• New York City: What Jo told me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• She told me to say that
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• Lies my physicists told me
• If you told me this never happened
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Snickers told me
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• New York City: What my Father told me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• New York City: What my sister told me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• The stone that told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• What the dust told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• boss i wish you had told me
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• She told me she wouldn't
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• You taught me more than hugging
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Nothing In Me
• you show me yours
• Those I protect see me as a monster.
• i require so little to sustain me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• will you take me with you when you go?
• How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
• i told him to write poetry on my arms
• Trust me
• Do you know me?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Know me better, and love me better
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Where organized religion lost me
• I wanted you to want me
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Send Me
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• And They Believed Me!
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Teach me to dream
• me neither
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• He Hate Me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• You're like a brother to me
• Soak Me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• read to me
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• For me formidable
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Pity me not because the light of day
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• The full moon made me do it
• Save me (user)
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• me, now and again
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• mes (user)
• Give me something worth reading
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• please let me in (user)
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• like you love me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• When you met me, when I met you
• Don't Tell Me
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• You won't see me at the wedding
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• You want me to become what?
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• adopt me
• plato told
• I told you they were nuts
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• John Hall
• Give Me Louisiana
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Touch Me
• you lied to me
• You Do Something To Me
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• Make me one with everything
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• People without spines annoy me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• bowl me over
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Call Me Princess
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• MacGyver taught me that
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You say you love; but with a voice
• She only wants me for tech support
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• that's me (user)
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• You were always so good to me
• A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• give me one night to show the savage
• yep thats me (user)
• when you're ready to touch me again
• think of me now
• Delirious with me, rhapsodize
• Imagine Me and You
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• You had me at hello
• You move me to completion
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Johnny Remember Me
• leave me alone
• holding me back

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