Findings:
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- The next life will be better
- some day we will all be gone
- What life after death will really be like
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- There will be no more stories to read
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- Everything will be alright
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- You will be assimilated
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- I will always be weird inside
- On the comet there will be much pie
- The revolution will not be televised
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I will be your young sinner
- there will be a last
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- Boys will be boys
- the world will be remade in our image
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Who Will Be There
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- I will be in my trailer!
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- The revolution will not be webcast
- The television will not be revolutionized
- If it be your will
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- This love will be your downfall.
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- The end will be a sellout
- It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- Carl Everett
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- To be noble in an average life
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- Marks which will never be broken
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I will always be in the details
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- They will not be named!
- There Will Be Blood
- Life without music would be a mistake
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I will be light
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- It will be good when I am leader
- It will never be just you
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Will I cease to be
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- There will be time
- node that will be my legacy
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- I fear I will be nothing
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Will I be given that chance?
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Some things that fly there be
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- There is some place I need to be
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- My life may no longer be my own
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- There will never be another you
- The Revolution will be televised
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- all the cute guys will be there
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Someday, I will be strong
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Even the dead will not be safe
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