Findings:

• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• She told me she wouldn't
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Snickers told me
• You wouldn't recognize me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Tell him, she told me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She told me to say that
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• New York City: What my Father told me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• If you told me this never happened
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• boss i wish you had told me
• The stone that told me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• What the dust told me
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Things You People Wouldn't Believe
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Lies my physicists told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I wouldn't date me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• New York City: What Jo told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• New York City: What my sister told me
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I believe in nothing
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• I don't believe in people
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• I don't believe in Forever
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I Believe in Everything
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I Believe in a Thing Called Love
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I Believe Switch
• Leo believes in fate
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• Don't Believe the truth
• Reason to believe
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• I Don't Believe in Love
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
• What a Fool Believes
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• do you believe in the universe?
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• me
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive

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