Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Your choices are: stay bound forever in a molten pit at the center of the Earth until the end of days, OR work for your estranged cousin under more favorable conditions. Choose carefully, now."

• Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• choice: loyalty or ethics II
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• Forever and a day
• The Day Earth Was Born
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
• A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
• Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• Programming for the End of the Day
• Any day now
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• between Earth Day and the anniversary of Chernobyl
• Earth Day
• The Works of Geoffrey Chaucer Now Newly Imprinted
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• You can work in the pit
• The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
• The Day the World was about to End
• The Day The Earth Caught Fire
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Under Old Earth
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Days or Years
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Forever- is composed of nows.
• Hopeless mistake. Stay here forever.
• The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
• how witches begin and end the day
• More hips!
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• I work in an office now
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Do I stay or run away?
• Come strong or stay home
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• More, Now, Again
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• End of the day bosses
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
• Works And Days
• Operation Day's Work
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 21: Some Days Ashore
• Four day work week
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
• Welcome to the end of the road. Enjoy your stay.
• I will Linux no more forever
• and now forever frozen in time he
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Journey to the Center of the Earth
• Stay Forever
• choice: loyalty or ethics
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• More Work for Mother
• Are you more an R2-D2 or a C-3PO, robosexually speaking?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
• boys i loved (more or less)
• Now or Never
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Under tar pit firmament cavernous nothing
• to suffer or permit to work
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• How to stay awake at work
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Choose Your own Adventure: Mia's Day
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Music was better in the old days
• End of Days
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• I worked a carney show for a day
• MULTIPLE CHOICE (choose the best answer)
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• The Last Day on Earth
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• Rough day at work
• Turkey Day Down Under
• A good day's work
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• The Eight Hour Work Day
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• This Valentine's Day, please end my suffering
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• under earth and over moon
• The Rose Center for Earth and Space
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• In which Sparrow's day starts well and ends well
• the day ends
• End of messages. No more new messages.
• The End Of Work
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I will fight no more forever
• I will node no more forever
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Stay awhile... stay forever!
• earth centered earth fixed
• Until the End of the World
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Adult Day Care Center
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• more or less
• The public library is NOT a day care center for your kids
• Now more than ever
• Trauma Center: Under the Knife

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