Findings:

• You, standing
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Sodom and Gomorrah: What about the kids?
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Know your pets
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• Play something for the kids to dance
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Giving our kids something to rebel against
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• Kids have no concept of time
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Photography and religion
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Something was about to happen.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• something about bees
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Do what you have to do
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• What to do about trolls
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Something I thought only I thought about
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• If you can say something nice, do
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• A reason to do something
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Something about parts of you
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• What dogs dream about
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• There's something about a funeral
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• A story about a person I do not know
• I know something about love
• i do not worry about
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• teen drinking
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• I'll give you something to cry about
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• There's something about cats... (category)
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• I have a bad feeling about this
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Do something
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why males have nipples
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• You Do Something To Me
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive

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