Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Your life will be toil, struggle and hardship, but I guarantee you one perfectly shining moment before it ends. Watch for it."

• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What life after death will really be like
• The next life will be better
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The end will be a sellout
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Hot pursuit
• My life may no longer be my own
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The revolution will not be televised
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• The revolution will not be webcast
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Rebeca Martinez
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Starving in the greenhouse
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I fear I will be nothing
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• There can be only one
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Who Will Be There
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There will never be another you
• The Revolution will be televised
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If it be your will
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will always be weird inside
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Be a model or just look like one
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Marks which will never be broken
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• To be noble in an average life
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I will be in my trailer!
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down

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