Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "a 50 year old Airforce retiree who spent 25+ years creating bombs for a living"

• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• One year old
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• The living years
• I am eighteen years old
• The Year of Living Dangerously
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• 16 year old
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• food fight
• 2013: The Year of Living Triskaidekaphobically
• 500 Years After
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• 15 years old
• When I was ten years old
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• When the Year Grows Old
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The first snow in 25 years
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• 25 years of riding in cars with boys (A retrospective)
• sweet nothings after 25 years of marriage
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Hundred Years War
• This Year's Model
• Elite Look of the Year
• Thirty Years War
• The First Year of Hugo in Review
• the rides at the state fair this year are much too dangerous
• 14, in dog years
• Europe the 72nd and 73rd Years of These States
• Golden Years
• Old man who lived by the crick
• the passing of years unnoted
• The Year Without A Santa Claus
• the year that punk broke
• Batman: Year One
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Five Years to the Day...
• A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• Donna Reed years
• year
• To A Poet A Thousand Years Hence
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• subsidized years
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Even Years Ago
• The year 2000
• Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
• Legal Marijuana in Canada in a Year
• In the year 2000
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Jello Biafra's Platform for Year 2000 Green Party
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Twenty Year Jinx
• Leap Year Curse
• Last year's bitter loving must remain
• University founding years
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• Thousand year eggs
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• Who Are We Living For?
• The Official Musical Ambassadors of International Space Year
• leap year
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Year of the Ocean
• New Year's Resolution
• The Year Ji-wei
• liturgical year
• A Widow for One Year
• election year
• The Bunny Years
• Happy New Year
• high school yearbook
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• year format problem
• Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Purple Year of Rat
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• The year of Chilean sea bass is officially over
• The Year of Our Lord
• A year and a day
• teen years
• The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• The Year of the Stars
• NORML:Still Crazy After All These Years. Executive Summary.
• The next 100 years according to Sir Arthur C. Clarke
• Eight years of peace and prosperity
• Australian of the Year
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Two Years' Worth of Paperwork
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Year of Restoration
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• How the potato delayed the microwave 10 years
• five year mission
• Twenty years and the Spring is over
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• the teenage years
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• getting on in years
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Old chestnut: 50 miles south, west, north
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• light year
• New Year's Eve
• solar year
• lunar year
• The Wonder Years
• Twenty Years After
• Yeared
• New Year's Day
• None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
• Then: The Early Years
• Star Wars - The Early Years
• Silent All These Years
• In the Year 2000...
• Year of Meteors
• A Year with Swollen Appendices
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• IPO, company parking lot one year later
• Year of Hell, Part 2
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• Chinese New Year
• The Upperclass Twit of the Year

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