Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "a clarinet joke you won't get at all unless you play or know someone who does and even then it's not funny"

• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• One who knows does not speak
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Helping people cheat
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• A very mean bar trick
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• She who abandons does not return
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• Does Doug Know?
• to know all practical things
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Love does not conquer all
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All policing is bad. Even queer policing.
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• she does not know how much I need this
• the night does not know
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Does not play well with others
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• How does anyone get to Pewter City
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Can't we all just get along?
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• God does not play dice with the universe
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• Does God care who wins?
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• or i guess it does
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• You're All I Need to Get By
• All that is gold does not glitter
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• To love and lose or not at all?
• This isn't funny at all
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• mr. know it all (user)
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• All good men are either gay or married
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• and things we're all too young to know
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• these are the wolves who run all night
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• A definitive list of all the menstruating women I know
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Art has an actual purpose
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Does toilet paper go bad?

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