Findings:

• stealing candy from babies
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Stealing movies from Blockbuster
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• The Child who came from an Egg
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Where do babies come from?
• How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Baby Jesus statue stolen from nativity
• How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• How to steal from your work
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• From conception to birth: stages of fetal growth for the human baby
• Letter to baby, from mama
• Achtung Baby
• crack baby
• Ice Ice Baby
• baby
• baby food
• Beanie Baby
• baby jars
• hasta la vista, baby
• Love to Love You Baby
• Tar baby
• thinking for two and the baby on the way
• The soft spot in babies' heads
• Baby oil
• Muppet Babies
• Electric Spanking of War Babies
• Little Baby Nothing
• Baby farmer
• Baby farming
• Baby jumper
• Unusually Large Baby Born
• Baby Bear
• Baby Ruth
• The Baby Boomers are getting older
• Moebius Baby
• The dancing baby
• Coney Island Baby
• Tinker the baby T-Rex
• Eating Babies for Fun and Profit
• Dead baby jokes
• Sugar Babies
• It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
• We're trying to have a baby
• Hello! Ma Baby
• Storks and Babies
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Why poems are like babies...
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• Hush A Bye Baby
• Hush Little Baby
• burning baby goat god
• seal clubbing
• Rosemary's Baby
• baby blue
• Cosmic Baby
• having a baby
• How long do babies sleep?
• Baby Jesus
• Zen Baby (user)
• Witch Baby
• baby aspirin
• Baby Doll
• The Gerber Baby
• Baby Huey
• The baby in Chairman Mao's arms
• Baby Spice
• baby, maybe
• send() and recv()
• Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
• Kobolds Ate My Baby!
• Baby XP
• Crazy Baby
• The problem with babies these days
• Baby's First Flamethrower
• Baby on Board
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
• baby powder
• Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• Baby Jake (user)
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• Staring down babies
• Baby Igor's Song
• Tormenting babies
• Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater
• When you were my baby
• Pretty Baby
• Baby Snakes
• Rock-a-bye Baby
• Baby Eagle
• Baby wipes
• Who made Hell?
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
• Lick My Decals Off, Baby
• magic baby alligator
• How babies get around
• baby momma
• The ghost in "Three Men and a Baby"
• Lost baby dreams
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• baby duck syndrome
• Jemmie baby (user)
• Premature infant
• Baby Be-Bop
• Baby Herman
• Shaken Baby Syndrome
• She's Your Baby
• Why you never see baby pigeons
• For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
• Dutch Baby
• Baby V.O.X.
• Baby Guinness
• Down Down Baby
• Microwaving Babies
• What's the use of a newborn baby?
• Baby Jesus (user)
• Babies won't crawl off cliffs
• Martial law baby
• Is You is or is You Ain't My Baby?
• Teach your million tiny babies to parasail
• Baby Duck
• Baby Neptune
• Coke party baby
• Baby I'm-A Want You
• mall babies
• Baby in a handkerchief
• Selling your baby to the circus
• The Baby-Sitters Club
• kiss it baby (user)
• Baby Cow Productions
• rubber baby buggy bumpers
• Baby Raper (user)
• What's Become of the Baby
• Friction Baby
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• Bootleg Babies
• diamonds, babies, and cars
• Mama's baby, daddy's maybe
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome

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