Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Mind without body
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I should be able to remember your face
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• When shall I be free?
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• It will be good when I am leader
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• eternity would be boring
• what would it take to be serene again?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I never thought it would be like this
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• A whimper would be fine
• Just to see what it would be like
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Be a girl for a day
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Where would America be without Canada?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• That would be me
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• What I want to be when I grow up
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• That I Would Be Good
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The best kind of bartender
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• That'll Be the Day
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Life without music would be a mistake
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• it would be hilarious if only
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be

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