Findings:

• The Girl Who Had Everything
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• The girl who everyone loved
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• His Girl Friday
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• The Girl Who Waited
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The girl you fell in love with
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Who's That Girl
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• the girl who danced with the chair
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Helping people cheat
• The girl who left a legend
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Girl gangstas
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Girls Who Bite Back
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• The girl who hangs the sun
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• Spice Girls
• Battle Girl
• girl geek
• The Patchwork Girl of Oz
• How much for the little girl?
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• girl group
• Catholic girl theory
• The hyacinth girl
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Mudflap Girl
• girl
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• Valley girl patois
• Earth Girls Are Easy
• My calendar girl
• Calendar Girl
• girls with guns
• Girls with glasses
• Barbie Girl
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Vandy Girls
• Marvel Girl
• the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code (document)
• What are little girls made of?
• That girl I met in the elevator
• What A Girl Wants
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Cinnamon Girl
• Girl, Twenty
• hundred-million girl (user)
• Dancing Girl
• West End Girls
• Smart girls are sexy
• Some girl in the woods
• Call girl
• Girl gamers
• Roller Girl
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Satan's School for Girls
• Brown-Eyed Girl
• Girl Talk
• Girl Scout Cookie
• The Story of the Vivian Girls
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• Bigwood Girls
• Only Slightly a Geek Girl
• cover girl
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• The McDonald's blind girl commercial
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Lessons in French from a girl: Vous and Tu
• Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
• The Motley-sandalled Girl
• To a Young Girl
• Dizzy Up the Girl
• Gregory's Girl
• Hinamatsuri
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• girl smell
• Girl from Mars
• water girl
• a beautiful girl
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• What girls aren't taught
• The accent of a Belfast girl

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