Findings:

• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• Helping people cheat
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• Love, it's who you know.
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• He's a good guy friend
• He don't know
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Who Knows One?
• a woman who knows nothing
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• He Who Knows Everything
• He'll never know what he's missing
• How to know if something is worth doing
• who knows (user)
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We know who you are
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• i just want to know who i am
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• He doesn't bite
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Guys who wear skirts
• let me know who you are now.
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• To those who know who they are
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Who can know it?
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• never know who told it best
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Who is doing what (superdoc)
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• funny fat guy who dies
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Things guys think girls should know
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• He Knows Not Their Names
• he who (user)
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• He Who Is Death
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Jesus He Knows Me
• you know he said
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• One who knows does not speak
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• You Know Who (user)
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• he doesn't talk
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint

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