Findings:

• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• The five people you meet in hell
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Online flirting will send you straight to hell
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• Jokes that will send you to hell
• Hell is other people
• The Everything People Registry : Hell
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• People who are going to hell
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• You will be assimilated
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• The revolution will not be televised
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• If it be your will
• I will be light
• It will be good when I am leader
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Someday, I will be strong
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I fear I will be nothing
• The television will not be revolutionized
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• There will be no more stories to read
• There Will Be Blood
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I will be your young sinner
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Everything will be alright
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Boys will be boys
• I will always be weird inside
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Marks which will never be broken
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will never be another you
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• They will not be named!
• there will be a last
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• It will never be just you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• This love will be your downfall.
• play dumb
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will always be in the details
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• There will be time
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Will I cease to be
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Will I be given that chance?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The next life will be better
• I will be in my trailer!
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• The Revolution will be televised
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The end will be a sellout
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• My RPG will be a work of art

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