Findings:

• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• The Need for Speed
• There is some place I need to be
• Paranoid Legacy Union Dues
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Need for Speed: The Run
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The grass that needed to be cut
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• paranoid android (user)
• Need for Speed Most Wanted
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Marvin the Paranoid Android
• proverbs for paranoids
• paranoid (user)
• Paranoid Agent
• The Paranoid Style in American Politics
• Paranoid Android
• Police who drive over the speed limit
• Who needs a day job?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• A Man Needs To be Told
• The man who refused to be King
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I don't need to be loved by you
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• She doesn't need me anymore
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Who Needs Sleep?
• Space Paranoids
• Paranoid's Pocket Guide
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Need for Speed: Carbon
• Paranoid Android as a critique of western society
• Paranoid Personality Disorder
• paranoid delusion
• Paranoid schizophrenic
• Daydreams of the Paranoid
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Marvin the Paranoid Android 2 (user)
• Need for Speed Underground II
• Epistle to the Paranoids
• play dumb
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• There need to be more powers
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Who Will Be There
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• as X as I Need to Be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• All we need is just to be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• paranoid
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Need For Speed Underground
• Who needs Love
• Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Who made Hell?
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed

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