Findings:
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Compaq keyboards with a delete bar where the space bar is
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Why elderly women should drink more alcohol to prevent osteoporosis
- A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
- Visit to the vet or alien abduction?
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Alcoholic American Ambush : A Possibly-Naked London Booze Monkeys Drinking Excursion
- You use the shallow and old, trade the heart for the gold
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- He flops over and bonks his head
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Or at least it used to be
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Why more people should use the color brown
- Where the Bridge Used to Be
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- Life in the American business world
- Free drinks at the topless bar
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- to a place where no one's around
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?
- if you're afraid, that's where you should start
- Going Where No Man Should Go
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
- where the marks should end
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Why I Should Stop Drinking
- Old chestnut: Carrying a ladder around a corner
- Never drink or cook with hot tap water
- Drinks in a bar
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He weaves his words
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- drink the bar dry
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- Where once he walked
- He just left his body
- God comments his code, you should too
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- Should I stay or should I go?
- When writers use Latin
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- How to herd people in public
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
- Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- Where are all the old Sierra type adventure games?
- Why you should understand the tools you use
- Why you should use pencils instead of pens
- You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
- Why you should visit McDonald's on vacation
- Why you should use pens instead of pencils
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- a garden where a girl used to be
- where they used to live
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
- Old Town Bar
- old man bar
- Bukowski stands alone, the bar bell's hammer in his hand
- waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
- Can you drink old beer?
- Laughing at your own mistakes, drinking with your buddies
- The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
- He called around 5:30
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- drinking buddies
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- he (or she)
- When he became an old man
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- if he's not here, then where?
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- He made a way to his anger
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
- The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
- I went to visit his grave
- he is too shy to write his tale
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- old chestnut: where did the other square go?
- The old hands you’ve baked around hers
- Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- Kiki Uses His Magic
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- Turn around
- The Shop Around the Corner
- Alligators All Around
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