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• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Who Learns My Lesson Complete?
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• the person who loves to learn
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The Man Who Folded Himself
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• we who are about to die salute you
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Who is the Center of the Hollywood Universe?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• People who carp about their jobs
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• The boy who cried censorship
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• The man who can fix anything
• Who can know it?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• For Pierre, who hurts himself with liquor
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• The Who Sell Out
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• The bored who complain
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• If my heart's soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess
• I want to learn more about Islam
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• Treatment for a television series about Mean Old Joe the town character
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Who made Hell?
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• talking can only give you away
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• I can make a bong out of anything
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Only Nixon can go to China
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The things we can learn continue to astound us.
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Something I thought only I thought about
• out and about
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Only perfection can break your heart
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• These are the only hands I can give
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Tell me about your secret places
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• The Undeniable Frustration of Bit Characters
• bit character
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• windows where I can look out
• There can be only one
• Only perl can parse Perl
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• Can You Keep A Secret?
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• I can only speak for myself
• You can only chase a shadow so far

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