Findings:
- How it is that we stop asking questions
- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
- If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
- I can't stop drooling
- as if questions have answers
- the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Why can't I stop thinking about you?
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- Does that answer your question?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- Standin' in a pool of cop blood with a shotgun you can't stop
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
- Stupid interview questions
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
- Asking good questions
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- i trust that this answers all of your questions
- prolapse is nothing a pair of scissors can't fix
- Can't Stop The Music
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Nothing can stop me now
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
- give me the truth or nothing
- Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- A long talk on the beach that answered nothing
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- Answer to a Child's Question
- Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- Questions and answers
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- Confusing yes or no answers
- In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
- Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
- Question to the Ultimate Answer
- Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
- Questions we will never have answers to
- What question is its own answer?
- Stop asking for peace and do something
- Snappy answers to a weird question
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Answers to Course Evaluations Questions
- I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you could be asking questions
- Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
- Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- We Can't Stop
- Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking
- you can't feel nothing small
- Answer in the form of a question
- There is no answer; there is no question
- there is no right answer to the wrong question
- question the question before you contemplate the answer
- Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- I will not dignify that question with an answer
- Round the Moon: 6: Question and Answer
- Candlelight is the answer to every question
- Leaving nothing but questions
- Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
- Answer the question, then question the answer
- Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
- The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
- TB or Not TB: That is The Question That Foiled Homeland Security
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- To poll or not to poll, that is the question. (e2poll)
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Ask a stupid question
- Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- stop at nothing
- A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
- A Very Important Question Lingering in the Mind of a Science Student
- The Book of Stupid Questions
- The Overly Answered Question
- The Last Answer
- more answer songs
- Is that your final answer?
- answer: twelve coins
- answer: N bags of coins
- Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
- answer: house number problems
- answer: glasses of water
- Answer: The oldest chestnut
- answer: houses and utilities
- answer: four bugs
- Answer: friends
- answer: language equations
- answer: clock hands
- answer: convoluted states I
- answer: millennium
- answer: convoluted states II
- answer: opening and closing lockers
- Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
- answer: five man, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
- Answer: horseman and 40 mile army
- answer: connect 3x3 points with 4 lines
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
- answer: who paid for the beers?
- answer: dropping glasses
- answer: where did the other square go?
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- A Tangled Tale : Knot One : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Two : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Four : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Five : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Six : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Seven : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Eight : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Nine : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Ten : Answer
- answer: two riverboats
- Answer to the forest of sideways logic
- Betting puzzle answer
- Blistex Herbal Answer
- Seek not now the answers
- Answer: infinity balls in a bin
- Obligatory Nonsensical Answer
- Answer: blue-eyed suicide
- answer: four chess knights
- If I ask, I want a truthful answer
- Easy Answers
- An Answer to The Jews
- Einstein riddle
- The 7-Eleven problem
- answer: move 2 matches to flip the glass
- Answer In Time
- The answer is obviously, you don't.
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