Findings:

• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Have you ever made a just man?
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I have failed
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• Man is greater than "god"
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• These papers do not show what I have done
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• The God That Failed
• Failed to create empty
• fail with pride
• Lia Fail
• How to write an English paper and fail
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (4)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (5)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (6)
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• Education has failed
• Failed eBusiness collectibles
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• How the US failed in China
• Music journalists are failed musicians
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• What to do when your brakes fail
• As I Rise You FaIl (user)
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• Senses Fail
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• failed state
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• senses fail (user)
• The race calling itself 'human' fails
• 2008 Financial Crisis
• A time to fail
• You fail at sex
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Wang Cock Fail
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• EPIC FAIL
• set up to fail
• TheDeadGuy's failed final mission (category)
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• Words fail me
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• Pandeism, aka, "you oughta try these mushrooms"
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked

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