Findings:

• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Being queer is about being you
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Extracting pure caffeine from tea
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• About Being Different
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• What I have learned from being fired
• The Girl from Ipanema
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• The bored who complain
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• -able
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• I should be able to remember your face
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Seth Able
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• I am able.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• able ayo (user)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Able (user)
• Such tattered wings. Still able to fly
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• He's Able
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Mad About You
• There's Something About Mary
• about
• All About Eve
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• reading about oatmeal
• Much Ado About Nothing
• Oliphaunt
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• See a man about a horse
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• Haiku about kleenices
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Sorry About Dresden
• What to do about trolls
• What I hate about working on code with others
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• What are you thinking about?
• Sorry about the small penis
• A Question about Emotions
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Things you should know about King James
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• moonbeams and sunbeams
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Japanese Words About Landscapes
• Japanese Words About Gardens
• Japanese Words About Gardens D-G
• Japanese Words About Gardens H
• Japanese Words About Gardens I
• Japanese Words About Gardens J-K
• Japanese Words About Gardens M
• Japanese Words About Gardens N-R
• Japanese Words About Gardens S
• Japanese Words About Gardens T-Z
• Japanese Words About Gardens A-C
• theory about skepticism
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• The Thing about Canada
• Theory about homosexuality
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
• Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• titting about
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Kirby G6

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