Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "actually, this piece could have two straight men. that makes it a farce"

• I could have been one of a two
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• How to simultaneously ruin two pieces of hardware
• Two wrongs don't make right
• How we could still have a President Trump
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• I could have been Canadian
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Why we have two ears
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• TWO HUB MEN DIE IN BLAST; New York also destroyed
• The ivory men make company between us
• two positives never make a negative
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Two men in a truck on a rainy day
• Making paper angles
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How could you ever have enough?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• the only comfort we could ever have
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Men have feelings too
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Men make more money than women
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Pieces of Kings (part two)
• two piece
• Two bald men fighting over a comb
• About two men called Harold Budd
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I could make a habit out of you
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• if you could make an encyclopedia smile
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Could I Have Been?
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• They could have saved Kevin
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• we could make sandwiches
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• The choice you have to make
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• I make two gallons of gas an hour
• On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• the maze we make for the men we cherish
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• Penis for a day
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• Mazurka for Two Dead Men
• The Many Exploits of Jackie Chan and Ronnie Silver: Two Men Living the American Dream
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Astro City #5
• Two Men
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Could have beens, should have beens
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Could you have danced with me?
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• could
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• This could take all night
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• I could taste the air
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• If you could read my mind
• we could lie and lie
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• How could this happen?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• How could God let this happen?
• progression by two
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• I wish I could speak in code
• We could take our time
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• I could lie like this forever
• I wish I could open his eyes

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