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• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• It Was Cold, and It Ran Through Your Fingers
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• More than he was willing to give
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• some say he was never here at all
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Same as it Ever Was
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I married him because he was not mean
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• To go through fire and water
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He Was a Crook
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He Was Only Joking
• That's Just How He Was
• Easier said than done
• Was it ever there?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• Go through the trap
• Don't Go Out the Door
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• At least he was gentle
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• All he left her was alone
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• he was a punk poet himself
• He was found
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• making certain he was touching her
• Nobody for me but you
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• easier done than said
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• If I Was To Go...
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• like nothing ever was
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.

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