Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "actually you WILL die, but doing stupid things makes it happen earlier"

• What will happen to me, when you die?
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• will happen, happening, happened
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I think I will break but I mend
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• Nothing Will Die
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You are special. You will not die here.
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• I Will Make You Know
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• I will make you stronger
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• fascinating, but stupid
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Cut and paste writeups will die
• Cut and paste writeups
• Warning: you will die someday
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• My New York will die with me
• I will die on this hill
• Accidents will happen
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I say to you: Make perfect your will.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Will explosive decompression make my blood boil?
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• what desire will make foolish people do
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• we can give up, but the world never will
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• What happens when we die?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• All Things Will Die
• knowing you will die within a year
• You are just an animal and you will die
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• Millions now living will never die
• How will I die?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• My love will never die
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• flowers that will not die
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• What happens when a Pope dies
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• This will never happen
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• One word that will make others laugh
• A pill that will make you normal
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt

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