Findings:
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- You don't have any real problems
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- They could have saved Kevin
- They must have faces
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- They didn't have the heart
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- They have taken enough
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- People want what they cannot have
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- You stole what they would have given you
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- They Have a Word for It
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- They have no bones.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Houston, we have a problem
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- They have bears in Italy
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- He's been places they have not.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- Admitted
- Z^n admits no bounded harmonic function
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- Ted, Just Admit It
- Admit One
- Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
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- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- The Department of They
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
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