Findings:

• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• some day we will all be gone
• A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• I changed by not changing at all
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The not at all wittily titled end of 2002 London noder meet
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• eternity would be boring
• all those days are gone
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The best kind of bartender
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• That would be me
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• All will be well again in time
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• You're All I Need to Get By
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• The horror story to end all horror stories
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All I ever wanted to be
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• all limitations must be overcome
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• All units be advised
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I never thought it would be like this
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• all knots untie themselves in the end
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• All the fairies have gone
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Where would America be without Canada?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What life after death will really be like
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• The Latter End of all the Kin of the Giukings
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The flame to end all flames
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Where have all the poets gone?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• To End All Wars
• God's is the Earth and all on it
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
• We're all Borf in the End
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• we shall all be healed
• All Creatures of the Earth and Sky
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• It's All Gone Pete Tong
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• we can't all be rock stars
• we can all just be around other people
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Plan All the Way to the End
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• this is where we all came to be

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