Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "all things are indeed relative, and that being so I could just as well be in Vienna as I could here."

• all of them just coming over here and so on
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• You could be so delicious
• you could be asking questions
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• She could be a businesswoman
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• we can all just be around other people
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• The best kind of bartender
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• We could all be blind
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Could man be drunk for ever
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Could Be Anywhere
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Germany could not be appeased
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Solving a maze
• All will be well again in time
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Things that could be
• If I could be someone
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• The mountain could be home
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• And All That Could Have Been
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• The second chance you give could be your last
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Can't we all just be friends?
• anyone could be your brand new love
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• If I could just watch myself burn
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Here All Alone in Silence
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Here be Cows
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• well, I'll be jiggered
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• All we need is just to be
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Be a model or just look like one
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I just want to be friends
• so be it
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• You're too young to be so old
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Be Here Now
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Be different, just like everyone else
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Here Be Dragons
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Let's just be friends
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• So you want to be a waitress
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• What it's like to be in love
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.

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