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• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• He speaks so well!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• He's a good guy friend
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Hinamatsuri
• Tulip Festival
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• called also
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• Michigan Womyn's Music Festival
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• Sukkot
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Sternwheel Festival
• Cannes Film Festival
• He called around 5:30
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Monterey Pop Festival
• Fringe Festival
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• Great Midwest Marijuana Harvest Festival
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Roskilde Festival
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Wheatland Music Festival
• Toronto International Film Festival
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Geek Pride Festival
• he calls me girly (user)
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Good from far, but far from good
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Why won't he call?
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• and but so
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Glastonbury Festival
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• He called me Sarah once
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• Festival of the Dead
• Renaissance Festival
• pumpkin festival
• US Festival
• Great American Beer Festival
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Sundance Film Festival
• music festival
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Mid-Autumn Festival
• Seattle Rain Festival
• Detroit Electronic Music Festival
• Venice International Film Festival
• Chinese lantern
• penis festival
• Festival of Asia
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation
• Dragon Boat Festival
• festival
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Love cookies
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A penis called Victoria Lodgings and other stories.
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• A Guy Called Gerald
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• he calls me monster
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• good call

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