Findings:

• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Here be Cows
• Here Be Monsters
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• It will be good when I am leader
• You'll Be Back
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• some day we will all be gone
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Here Be Dragons
• I am blind when I want to be
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• God must be deaf
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• When shall I be free?
• gods we may be
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• God must be living in the sea.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Your god might be evil....
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Virus Be Gone
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• What I want to be when I grow up
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• To God Be the Glory
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If God was willing to let it be
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Be My God
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Be Here Now
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• marry me and you'll be safe
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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